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Dude, I heard, that seven days after you play Sonic R, your Saturn boots up, the TV
flickers to life, and the Tails Doll lurches through the screen.
Then is hovers over the foot of your bed, staring at you with it's dead eyes.
Staring. O.O
Staring. O.O
Staring. O.O
Until you go stark, raving, mad.
The only way to survive the curse is to get a friend to buy Sonic R and recommend it
to someone else.
Sadly this cure is damn near impossible...
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I knew this guy who knew this girl, who rented Sonic R. That night, she get into bed,
and felt the warm lump of her cat under the covers. She reached down to scratch it's
head, and it licked her hand.
She turned out the lights.
Then she realized that she had already put the cat out for the night!
Terrified, she peered under the sheets.
All she saw was a glowing red jewel and a pair of lifeless eyes staring back at her.
She passed out. When she woke up, there was a little yellow post-it next to her bed
that read "Tails Dolls can lick too".
True story.
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Well, this one time, my friend's cousin friend was playing Sonic R when the phone
rang.
He paused the game, answered the phone, and heard the song "Can you feel the
Sunshine". He though nothing of it, so he started playing again.
The phone rang once more.
He answered it.
*Can you feel the sunshine? Does it brighten up you day?*
It must have been a prank. He went back to playing the game (and probably beat it by
then).
*Riiiingg*
He looked at the caller ID. It was coming from the second line in his house.
He got up and ran to his bedroom and locked the door. Little did he know he was
locking himself in there with one of the most horrific monstrosities ever created. It feed
on innocence. It hovered a few inches off the ground. It had soulless eyes. And it had
time to KILL.
Later, the kid's mother found him curled up in the closet, sucking his thumb. His hair
had turned white with shock.
Aren't you glad it Sonic R wasn't on the Sonic Mega Collection?
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Did you know that if you lock you self in the bathroom, turn out the lights, and sing the
lyrics to "Living in the City" backwards, a glowing red jewel appears in the mirror?
Try it if you dare.
flickers to life, and the Tails Doll lurches through the screen.
Then is hovers over the foot of your bed, staring at you with it's dead eyes.
Staring. O.O
Staring. O.O
Staring. O.O
Until you go stark, raving, mad.
The only way to survive the curse is to get a friend to buy Sonic R and recommend it
to someone else.
Sadly this cure is damn near impossible...
____________________________________________________________________
I knew this guy who knew this girl, who rented Sonic R. That night, she get into bed,
and felt the warm lump of her cat under the covers. She reached down to scratch it's
head, and it licked her hand.
She turned out the lights.
Then she realized that she had already put the cat out for the night!
Terrified, she peered under the sheets.
All she saw was a glowing red jewel and a pair of lifeless eyes staring back at her.
She passed out. When she woke up, there was a little yellow post-it next to her bed
that read "Tails Dolls can lick too".
True story.
____________________________________________________________________
Well, this one time, my friend's cousin friend was playing Sonic R when the phone
rang.
He paused the game, answered the phone, and heard the song "Can you feel the
Sunshine". He though nothing of it, so he started playing again.
The phone rang once more.
He answered it.
*Can you feel the sunshine? Does it brighten up you day?*
It must have been a prank. He went back to playing the game (and probably beat it by
then).
*Riiiingg*
He looked at the caller ID. It was coming from the second line in his house.
He got up and ran to his bedroom and locked the door. Little did he know he was
locking himself in there with one of the most horrific monstrosities ever created. It feed
on innocence. It hovered a few inches off the ground. It had soulless eyes. And it had
time to KILL.
Later, the kid's mother found him curled up in the closet, sucking his thumb. His hair
had turned white with shock.
Aren't you glad it Sonic R wasn't on the Sonic Mega Collection?
____________________________________________________________________
Did you know that if you lock you self in the bathroom, turn out the lights, and sing the
lyrics to "Living in the City" backwards, a glowing red jewel appears in the mirror?
Try it if you dare.